A brutally honest look at the downsides.
The shark takes up more bed space than expected.
Visitors will attempt to steal your shark.
After owning one, normal pillows feel inferior.
Taking the shark everywhere becomes inconvenient.
Large plush sharks can be annoying to wash.
The shark demands its own territory in your room.
Losing the shark would cause significant distress.
You may get trapped in endless Blåhaj memes.
Friends might buy bigger sharks to outdo you.